If a surfer chick, a hippie, a gypsy, and a Swedish supermodel all had sex, the love child that would result from the passionate orgy would be Gwen Stefani.
Here's Gwen Stefani out in a big gypsy skirt and a tiny little bikini top on vacation in Hawaii with her husband. I don't know, sometimes Gwen looks like a freak, other times she looks hot.
I think this is one of those times when she looks hot.
The only problem with that is it gets me dreaming of having sex with Gwen while lying on a surfboard in Stockholm smokin' some Purple Haze (weed that smells like "church") while getting my tarot cards read.
Normally, I wouldn't think that such thoughts would be a problem, but I recently switched therapists and this new guy's been real strict... but I swear, don't you guys see what I see in Gwen? No... nothing?.. dammit!
