When Ashton Kutcher woke up yesterday morning before he headed to the set of his new movie What Happens In Vegas... co-starringCameron Diaz, he may or may not have said the following to himself:
Honestly. Capri pants and a hummingbird shirt.
Hey, at least you're ready for a flood with those pants.
Maybe if all of a sudden gallons and gallons of gayness start pouring down upon us, you'll be the only one prepared enough to survive.
Maybe then, you'll have the last laugh.
Until then, though, I'm never going bare-ass in our gym locker room ever again as long as you're in there. No hard feelings, I hope.
Maybe it's not your fault, though, Ashton. Maybe it's that she-devil cougar wife of yours who's sucked you dry of your manhood because of her over-active libido.
If that's the case, if I were you, forget capris and hummingbird shirts... I'd be goin' out in full drag! Proudly!
God, that Demi is one hot cougar.
