Though they say "beauty is in the eye of the beholder," if this doesn't make you feel like an alpha-male Lion on the Serengeti during mating season as he looks across the plain filled with potential mates, you might as well put in your share of first and last month's rent at the local rectory, because you like little boys.
These bikini candids of Eva Longoria spraying herself with tanning oil in Alicante, Spain confirm that Eva does indeed have a fever, because she's hot!
The whole description of Eva's hotness via fever diagnosis was intentionally ridiculous, by the way.
Anyway, here's Eva showing basically everything she has to offer without actually showing it... and you know what, I think it might be even hotter that way. I feel teased. And I like it.
By the way, is it just me or does the print on her bikini remind you of one of those rainbow sno-cones you get at the circus?.. ahh, the things I would do to have a lick! Inappropriate. I know.
Anyway, enjoy, kids.
Today is a good day. Muchas gracias, la ciudad de Alicante, Espana.
