We always knew that Jessica Simpson had nice, big, massive BOOBS, but what about those legs!?
Jessica was looking hot and leggy over the weekend as she was heading to a steak house for a weekend bite in this little white dress.
Look at those stems. It is as though they were nice, smooth, elongated rose stems carrying the delicate flower that is Jessica Simpson. Only with massive boobs.
In fact, now that I think of it, those boobies make her so top-heavy that if she did have rose stems for legs, they would snap in half and she would collapse to the ground. Unattractive. I know.
But, metaphorically speaking, the whole stem thing works. So, you get the idea.
Anyway, enough of me. Let's talk about you. Check out Jessica and her legs.
SIDE NOTE: Doesn't that Asian man in the background of the above pic look exceptionally kind and trustworthy? I like that about him.
Enjoy, kids.
