Pamela Anderson was out on Malibu beach yesterday showing the world just why Borat would do anything just to throw her in his MARRIAGE SACK and take her home with him.
The always cougar-ific Pamela spent her Labor Day taking her breasts out for a walk along the beach while wearing her favorite leopard-print thong bikini.
A day off work, big fake breasts, and a leopard-print thong... if that doesn't scream "America," I don't know what does!
Overall, it's just great seeing 40-year-old Pam out frolicking in the water like a little school-girl. Ah, Pamela Anderson and the word "school-girl" in the same sentence... I'm officially aroused.
It's like God knew about my obsession with Pam in my years of pre-pubescence and fully preserved her so I could completely enjoy these pics at this moment in my sexual prime.
Either that, or silicone is an even better preservative than we originally thought.
Either way, it should be illegal for 40-year-olds to be walking around in a body like that.
Enjoy, kids.
