Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael Lohan, has made it clear that he thinks it's obvious that Lindsay is having a lesbian relationship with her close "girlfriend," openly gay British D.J. Samantha Ronson. Us Magazine says:
Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com their romance "is evident to anyone with half a brain."
Still, he adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.""
See, that's good, because I think Michael has just that... one half of a regulation-size human brain. So, it's good to know that he just fits the criteria to figure out that his daughter's a lesbian. Good for him! He should be proud!
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson getting close in Cannes last week: