Halle Berry may or may not have been in this bodily position when she was impregnated by her boyfriend Gabriel Aubry three months ago.
That's right, the perfection that is Halle Berry will be passing on her mocha-deliciousness onto a little child that will emerge out of her womb in approximately six months at which point he or she will begin some of the highest quality breast feeding ever to occur in the world.
Halle told People this:
And...
Fun fact, though. Gabriel and Halle aren't married. And you know what, she actually prefers to have bastard children!
Halle said:
Wait. So this guy gets to impregnate Halle Berry and he doesn't even have to take on all the responsibility!?
And if this all falls through he will always still have a little souvenir to back up his story when he tells his grandkids... "hey, remember that one time... when I knocked-up Halle Berry..."
I gotta go on MySpace right now and change my "Heroes" setting to "Gabriel Aubry's Penis."
Sorry Grandpa, just because you're not on there anymore doesn't mean you're not still "The Bravest Fireman to Ever Live!"
