Keira Knightley was out for the UK premiere of her new movie Atonement last night looking like Aphrodite with a mastectomy.
But I still think she's really hot...
Keira Knightley has been out and about for this whole Atonement thing before, and she looks more and more delicious each time, although I know some would not agree with me...
You know, aside from her borderline anorexia and her overall boyish figure, I'm still very attracted to Keira. Forget bending it like Beckham, I would love to bend her over.
Too far? Yea, I thought so. Sorry about that. Moving on...
Anyway, Keira was out rocking a nice little toga-esque number yesterday, which is always a turn-on. Her dress kind of reminds me of those toga parties in college which were nothing more than an excuse for drinking in excess, casually experimenting with drugs in an acceptable and consequence-free environment, and taking down hot babies just like Keira.
And by all of that, I mean it reminds me of keg stands, street drugs, and nasty little hogs who would do anything just to not go home alone... ahh, those were the days.
If only Keira could see me then... but she can't, and I have to live with that.
But at least a man can dream... and do a bit more with these pics!
And now you can too! Enjoy, kids.
