And the Lord said to Jessica: Let them be Erect!
Every once in a while, God does something nice for me. Today, not only did he give me a peak at Jessica Simpson's nipples poking through her shirt, but he also gave me a cupping of the breast as well.
These shots of Jessica leaving Nobu restaurant with friends in New York City the other day show us just what its like when Jessica's boobies come out to play.
You know, I always used to say, if there's one thing that would be better about being a chick instead of the strapping stallion of a young man I am today, it would be that I would be able to play with boobies all day, every day, and at any time of the day I please.
Apparently, Jessica Simpson overheard me say this one day and she took my words to heart because not only is she a smokin' hot chick, but she's all over those big perfect boobies of hers. Delicious.
And that's why Jessica puts the "fun" in the word "fun bags." Those braless babies up there aren't just any regular boob that you see walking around all day. Nope, no way. These things have personality, and I want to be friends with them and I won't take "no" for an answer!
Unfortunately, Jessica's restraining order against me will take "no" for an answer, so instead I'm forced to enjoy her nipples via a computer screen.
Good news though... now you can too!
Enjoy, kids.
