Jessica Alba could be doing pretty much anything this world has to offer and I would probably still think naughty thoughts as long as I was watching her do it.
See, right there... me saying the words "watching her do it" just sparked naughty thought #1,657 of Jessica Alba in my head. And that's just in the past week. I'm serious. There should be some kind of support group for this type of thing because it certainly is affecting my daily activities...
In fact, such thoughts have esclated so high in number that I'm pretty sure that if I keep following this trend, my therapist, by law, is required to write out a prescription for me to go have sex with her. Poor Jessica, she's not even gonna see me coming. What can I say though, Jess? HMO's are a bitch.
Anyway, check out Jessica sticking out her tongue and playing with a little penguin fellow. Funny, that's the same name I gave to my... nevermind. Anyway, look at Jessica being cute as ever on the set of her new movie Good Luck Chuck. Then go back and look at her sitting on a big thick POLE right in public.
By the way, if Dane Cook ever even comes close to nailing her, I'm moving to France. Why? Well, because he's not good-looking and Jessica's smokin' hot and frankly the whole "he's got a great personality thing" is just plain un-American.
