Britney Spears finally did her whole "comeback performance" thing last night at the VMA's. And you know what, I personally thought it was successful... if her goal was to "come-back" as a second-string stripper who feeds her kids with the money she makes performing for old homeless men with decaying teeth and dirty fingernails who stop in at the club for a quick lunch and a rub and tug in the bathroom.
So, overall, if that was what Britney was going for... then it was undoubtedly a success.
Unfortunately though, I suspect that maybe Britney wasn't exactly going for that after all.
Us Magazine reports:
Yea, I guess the whole second-string matinee stripper thing wasn't what she was going for after all.
But come on, Britney, you must be used to being publicly humiliated and failing in life, I mean, after all, since your singing career has tanked, you owe pretty much all your fame to your absurd and humiliating actions.
Maybe it wasn't just Britney's performance that got her all misty-eyed though... maybe the source of the tears was the pain she felt after Sarah Silverman bashed Britney and her two young children following her act at the VMA's.
Silverman said:
Did you hear that Britney? Even after all that, people are still complimenting your vagina. At least you know you've still got something!
Anyway, since pretty much everything Britney does is like a horrible car accident that you don't want to see but you can't help to stare at, I figured why not satisfy that staring desire for all of you out there, right here.
No need to thank me. I'm just a nice guy, and that's what nice guys do. Enjoy, kids.
