At first I thought this whole Kid Rock and Tommy Lee dispute was just meaningless tough-guy, white trash, trailer-park diarrhea mouth bull... but it looks like the authorities are involved and there may or may not be some misdemeanor charges being thrown Kid Rock's way.
TMZ reports:
And, what sucks even more for Tommy Lee is that not only did he receive all of the blows that were thrown, but it was he and not Kid Rock who got thrown out of The Palms last night!
Bad night to be Tommy Lee. Then again with the kind of apparatus he's carrying around in his pants, I guess a bad day as Tommy Lee beats a good day for just about anyone else...
TMZ further reports that the Las Vegas Police Department issued the following statement about the two former Pamela Anderson lovers:
Wow, looks like a couple of the old boys from the trailer park really took this one seriously. Poor Tommy Lee, it sucks being bitch-slapped by a self-proclaimed "American Badass." Then again, it also sucks being hit with a battery charge with the world as your witness as you face a potential six-month maximum stint in jail.
Who are we kidding, though? That whole six months in jail thing would never actually happen. But, when you think about it, not going to jail seems like it might be a bad thing for the Kid. I mean, first of all, kiss the possibility of Pamela Anderson conjugal visits goodbye... and wouldn't it be better to be safe in jail if this whole thing turns into the next Tupac/Biggie rivalry... only with lighter skin and a higher combined total of STDs, of course.
Ha, it looks like Tommy could have the last laugh after all!
