Celeb Parasite

Here's some video footage which supports what I wrote yesterday about Kanye crying little bitch tears about his VMA woes. Ahh, the agony of going home without a Moon Man.

Ha, I would say something about Kanye wanting to go home with a man... you know, punning the whole "Moon Man" statue thing... but I won't do that...

Anyway, click the above vid to see (kinda) and hear Kanye flipping out like a woman who can't find the last tampon in her purse.

It's kind of funny to know that tiny little tears lie beneath those hideous white sunglasses that Kanye West is always wearing.

MTV reports that Kanye felt under-appreciated by the end of the VMAs and just a little bit jealous that other people got to perform on the main stage and Mr. West did not.

MTV says:

"Kanye was watching the closing performance [a medley featuring Justin Timberlake, Timbaland and Nelly Furtado] on a closed-circuit monitor, and he started getting upset," a source who was backstage told MTV News. "He started asking anyone who'd listen why he wasn't allowed to perform on the main stage. 'Why did I perform in just a suite?' he was saying. 'Justin's my boy, but even he gets to perform in both a suite and on the main stage? Something's wrong here.' "

It has also been reported that Kanye said this about not winning any awards despite being nominated in 5 categories:

"That's two years in a row, man ... I'm trying hard, man, I have the ... #1 record, man."

And sources say that he said this about Britney's opening performance:

'Brit hasn't had a hit in like 5 million years and she opens the show?!?' "

So the truth has finally been revealed. Kanye is a sore-loser cry-baby.

I always wondered why he wore those things indoors all the time. Now that the truth is out, my life feels more complete now that I know they're there to hide his little bitch tears.

The Associated Press ultimately reported that Kanye claimed that he would:

"never return to MTV"

Good, don't return to MTV... Oh... and Kanye, once and for all, do us a favor... accidentally step on your white sunglasses!

9.11.07 at 05:32:27 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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robbyrob - 1 year, 3 months ago:
he always seems to get the bad side of the stick!! http://www.spymac.com/details/?2249451
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BigRod - 1 year, 3 months ago:
Kanye's a BEEEE HOTCH!
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