And now, for our special VMA Edition of Guess That Celebrity Booty.
It is as though this fiery little lady knew what we were up to over here with the whole "Guess That Celebrity Booty" feature at CelebParasite.com as this mystery girl stuck out her backside last night at the VMAs.
But who does it belong to? Everyone, grab your friends, throw some cash down on the ground and then click on the link to reveal the booty. Then I want the winners to jump up and down and hold up their "bling" while screaming out "holla at a playa when you see him in da street" like a real gangster... celebrity gossip is just more fun (and a lot more bad ass) that way!
REVEAL THE VMA BOOTY!
If you guessed that the delicious booty is only 18-years-old ripe and belongs to the beautiful, young Hayden Panettiere, then you've got it! You're an official celebrity booty connoiseur! Go ahead, brag to your friends.
Hayden was looking nothing short of absolutely stunning last night at the VMAs. As if I wasn't already in love with Hayden after her recent FHM shoot and the fact that she let me LOOK DOWN HER DRESS, she had to go put on the tightest shiny blue dress she could find and stick her little behind out to the world like that.
Delicious. Hayden radiates a perfect combination of a mysterious, intangible, oxymoronic, "slutty innocence" that can't be found anywhere else.
She's like a rare gem amidst a world of mere rocks and dirt-covered stones. With that kind of rarity, they should package her up and sell her in jewelery store.
The only thing is, with this gem, the main selling point could be that if you play your cards right, you can have sex with it!
Enjoy the booty... and the rest of Hayden, kids.
