Sometimes, Rihanna shows CLEAVAGE. Last night at the VMAs was one of those times.
Rihanna was doing the whole VMA thing in a circulation-stopping pink dress which was fantastic because it fulfilled its sole purpose: make big cleavage with very little to work with.
Rihanna's round little boobies were popping out and saying hi to us as she was holdin' on to one of her moon-men. Although she did take home the big award for video of the year with "Umbrella," I couldn't stop staring at those bitties. So round, perky, and young! Delicious.
I didn't mind when she threw on that Dick Tracy-esque outfit with a slutty twist when she performed in those stockings and those little booty shorts. Also delicous.
Perhaps the best moment of the evening though was when she hung out backstage with barely-legal hottie that I love oh so much, Hayden Panettiere.
Seeing those two together gets so many horrible thoughts going in my head that Rihanna better have an umbrella handy that's big enough to fully cover both of them, because I'm about to make a sex explosion everywhere!
Hey, at least if their careers tank they could always get together and make some of the best lesbian porn ever made... in the mean-time, anyone know of any look-a-likes in need of some quick cash!?!
