You know, I always knew that Elisha Cuthbert had a smokin' hot body and I always thought that her face was cute in a corny-nose kind of way.
Yesterday, though, before attending a Marc Jacobs fashion event, Elisha must have woke up in the morning and decided to be absolutely gorgeous for the day.
Even as she was fully and tightly wrapped up in high-waist pants and a long-sleeve gray v-neck, the tightness of Elisha's body could not go unnoticed.
If you listen really closely, you can hear the threads of her v-neck snapping as her breasts do all they can to keep from bursting right through the front of her shirt.
Granted, there's nothing quite like seeing Elisha in a BIKINI, but this is still a treat for me. And with that flawless face coming out of nowhere, I would marry her right now...
Only one obstacle remains... kill Jack Bauer! He's too damn perceptive. He'll know right away that I'm a scumbag and I only want his on-screen daughter for her ability to fulfill my shallow physical needs.
On second thought, this is America. I'll show up with a few beers, make a few witty and obscure flattering comments about the show, and in no time me and Kiefer will be sharing old war stories on his fishing boat as we reel in a couple of sport fish. Real big ones. Like Marlins. Then we'll stick them on his wall in the cabin and take Elisha down there to show her a couple of "big fish" of our own.
What!? He's only her father on T.V. and don't even for one second try to tell me that Kiefer hasn't thought about it!
