When Lauren Conrad isn't busy taping her SCRIPTED T.V. show and/or running around the beach with her fellow Hills co-stars in BIKINIS, Lauren likes to put cakey make-up on her face and go on the VMAs looking like a clown.
Usually, out of all of The Hills whiny tramps, I do think L.C. beats out Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port mainly because of the aura of innocence that surrounds her. But it's hard to maintain that innocence when you look like you stuck your face in vanilla frosting and then went to a little kids party and had them draw on big clown lips with the brightest red lipstick in your purse.
Maybe I'm being a bit too harsh, but L.C. has some natural beauty, why does she have to cover it all up with so much make up? Then again, it looks like the old prostitute look is in and she wasn't the only one going for that look at the 2007 VMAs.
Anyway, here's L.C. being way uglier than she could be... and presenting at the VMAs with her two main hoes. But at the end of the day, I'm with my boy Justin Timberlake when he called MTV out on never playing music videos these days:
Yea and by the "Simpsons," I'm sure J.T. includes both Ashlee, Jessica, and any other whiny, spoiled tramps that have their own shows... maybe like L.C., Audrina, and Whitney from The Hills who just so happened to be standing right next to Justin on-stage when he said that after they presented him with the award for "Male Artist of the Year."
How's that burn feel, girls? Oh, yea, I forgot, you're used to strange burning sensations in your loins.
Tramps.
