Jessica Simpson Perfects The Erect Nipple Look

Jessica Simpson Gray Dress

It's okay Jessica, I get erect when I'm excited too.

This is the second time that Jessica Simpson and her ERECT NIPPLES have been out and about in the recent past.

Here, Jessica looks hotter than ever (that's not a figure of speech, I literally have never seen her this hot, it's a whole new, unprecedented level of hotness) as she walks around in a gray dress with one really hard nipple and one kinda hard nipple. Both are equally delicious, though.

Those things have a mind of their own... like I've said before... these things have personality.

I, too, have a little... scratch that, medium-sized... something that has a mind of its own as well. In fact, with all this talk of Jessica's erect nipples, no matter how much I tell it to stop, it just keeps growing. Damn you, rebellious penis!

9.11.07 at 11:39:45 AM