Victoria Beckham looks confused. Maybe she's wondering how it's possible for her to look like the love-child of one of Austin Powers' Fembots and some sort of undomesticated rodent.
Funny thing is, she's still really hot and sexually desirable, especially if you like the taste of plastic in your mouth.
Plus, she is the undeniable winner of "The Perkiest Breasts in Hollywood" award. In my mind, anyway.
Here's Victoria being... well, whatever it is that she is (I'm still not entirely convinced that she's fully human, she just has that non-human feel to her)... at the Marc Jacobs fashion show last night.
With all that fake-looking, stripper-like hotness, you wouldn't expect her to be married to a guy with a girl's voice who occassionally wears sarongs.
Personally, I think she would be a lot happier with me.
I'd call her pet names and keep her in my closet with the rest of my blow-up dolls.
Hey, at least she'd have friends she actually has something in common with...
