Co-workers of Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie, Labor Pains, are saying that she is finally calm, focused, and professional because of the positive influence of her lesbian girlfriend, British Dj Samantha Ronson (shown above)! OK! Magazine reports:
"She's showing up early," the Post quotes a source as saying. "She knows her lines and her co-workers actually like her... She's a total pro now."
And what could be behind this 180-degree turnaround in her behavior? According to the paper, the producers should be thanking La Lohan's constant companion, DJ Samantha Ronson, who reportedly "has a calming effect on her."
Wow, so all it took for Lindsay Lohan to relax, focus on work, and stay away from the crazy nights of DUIs and illegal drugs was a lesbian girlfriend. Nice, Lindsay. You know what, I think I'm going to start a company where I can hire out young lesbian women to other troubled girls so that they can spend the day with them and calm them down. It will be like Big Brother/Big Sister type program, only filled with British lesbian DJs like Samantha Ronson!
Lindsay and Samantha spending the day together in Hollywood this past weekend: