Tommy Lee gives us his side of the story with the Kid Rock fight. On his website, tommylee.tv, we hear it from the horse's mouth as Tommy himself says:
"Yeah!! .....here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the Mtv awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends......Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore....and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!.....and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me.....and he's sitting with Miss HOT AS [expletive]!!!!.....Megan FOX!!! So I go over and sit with P!! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance...."i apologize sweetie".....i had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect, ......back to the stupid-ness!!....so..... I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble...i stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude...What up"?? He punches me in the face.....well if ya wanna call it that!?....more like a bitch slap!.......Wuss!! Anyway....i go to knock this jealous no career havin country bumpkin the [expletive] OUT....and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ....security guards...NOT MINE at the Palms grab me and haul my ass outta the award show threatening me that if I move they'll break my arm......yeah whatever!!....my security guard Bruce grabs them and say's I got him....let go!!! So im fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner George Maloof......the rest is paper work and [bull]!... Anyway...... I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and Mtv for the disrespectful [bull] caused by a piece of [expletive] called Kid Pebble!!
Much Love always!!.....Tommy!!"
You know what, I don't even care if what Tommy wrote sounds like someone who has experienced partial retardation in the frontal lobe region of his brain... if that's how everything went down, I'm with Tommy.
In fact, I don't have much reason to believe that Tommy isn't telling it like it is. After all, it was "Mr. Pebble" and not Tommy Lee who ended up being cited by police misdemeanor battery.
So, Ha! Looks like Tommy got the last laugh after all, PEBBLE!
Tommy, you're my hero. You've inspired me. That's it, enough of this post. I'm off to go get a sleeve tattoo!
In the meantime, let me leave you with some food for thought: can't you just picture Tommy sitting there with a little notepad, pen-in-hand, deep in thought, thinking to himself "Oh, I'm gonna get him... that... Kid "Stone..." no, that's not right, too much respect... hmm, Kid "Gravel..." well now that's not quite right... Kid... Kid... PEBBLE! Eureka! I've got it! Wait until I unveil my genius to the world!!! (insert mischievous, sinister laugh here).
Oh Tommy, with every strength there's a weakness. And with no surprise, with that infamous large member comes the weakness that is lack of blood-flow to the brain. Sorry, Tommy.
At least you still get to grope Pamela Anderson's Breasts. That's always a good thing.
