Paris Hilton was at the Toronto International Airport yesterday carrying a pillow with her throughout her travels... and the air conditioning system must have been working just fine... because she could cut glass with those nipples!
You know, I've seen something like this before. Paris in a little sailor-girl outfit with erect nipples holding a pillow... it was back in '05...
I was in Dallas doing a documentary about a look into the daily activities of the real-life, modern-day pimp, when Paris came up to my hotel room in a similar outfit with that very same pillow.
Sadly, I turned her down and set her and her disease-ridden vagina on her way.
Looks like with her failures with me (and with many other stand-up gentlemen like myself, I'm sure), Paris felt that instead of changing her strategy, she could just employ those very same tactics on our weaker, more naive, Canadian brothers.
Poor guys, they never even saw her coming. Watch out, Saskatchewan!
