I Love The "Northern Arc" of Mischa Barton's Left Nipple

Mischa Barton Nipple

Mischa Barton was at the Save the Children’s 75th Anniversary Celebration in New York City the other night and it appears that you can see the northern arc of her left nipple.

I like that... "Northern Arc." It's got a nice ring to it. Probably because it makes something as trashy as getting a cheap peak at some poor girl's nipple sound so elegant.

Anyway, check out Mischa looking like a Botswanan noblewoman crossed with a French whore with that hideous, brightly patterned, partially silky thing that she's got on there.

At least you can see that "Northern Arc" I was talking about in that first picture there...

Getting all excited over such a small amount of nipple reminds me of those days back in 7th grade...

Back when I would search the old cable box for late-night Cinemax soft core... and because we didn't subscribe, all we could get were these blue-ish/white-ish silhouettes of dudes and chicks rubbing together...

Speaking of rubbing, I think that was one of the first times I ever tried to... nevermind.

Anyway, check Mischa out.


9.12.07 at 11:48:44 AM