Celeb Parasite

Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson

No, Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson were not seen together because there was a national whore convention in the same building last night.

In fact, it was quite the contrary. Both were present at the Heatherette Fashion Show strutting their stuff in various fashionable outfits.

As you can see, Jenna primarily went for the "crack-whore turned clown on the 4th of July" look while Kim went with the "Monet's Waterlilies meets Armenian hooker" look.

It was a fantastic show, and both are proud of their work, even though several lowly behind-the-scenes workers perished as they were fully consumed by the lethal, endless abyss that is Kim Kardashian's ass...

Futhermore, another group of workers have been seriously hospitalized and are currently being treated for having obtained never-before-seen forms of life-threatening sexually transmitted diseases reportedly because they, at some point during the night, had been in the same room with Jenna Jameson.

Our thoughts are with those workers and their families.

9.13.07 at 11:15:37 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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BigRod - 1 year, 3 months ago:
They're gross. If I could get in there it would make for an interesting threesome though!
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robbyrob - 1 year, 3 months ago:
Jenna looks sick http://www.spymac.com/details/?2252527
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SUZYCREAMCHEESE - 1 year, 3 months ago:
jenna looks like poop what is she thinking?
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