Freshly SINGLE Hayden Panettiere was seen looking cute in those patented white sunglasses of hers leaving a salon yesterday.
You know, it should come to us as no surprise that once she left Stephen "I've Been Demoted to the equivalent of 'The Close Gay Friend'" Coletti out on his ass that she would be seen out dolling herself up real nice, taking her already unparalleled cuteness to new levels of cuteness never seen before.
But why the extra effort? Every guy who doesn't like little boys knows that Hayden is probably the cutest hot new actress out there these days... she doesn't need to try that hard.
I mean, I would marry her right now. Granted, that doesn't mean much ever since that one time when I woke up in Tijuana legally married (unbeknownst to me) to a 39-year-old field working woman from Guadalajara named Patricia. But, hey, it still means something.
OR... maybe Hayden isn't going to salons and whatnot for just any "new man," maybe she's had one all along and that was the motive behind the Stephen Coletti break-up! If so, my money's on THIS OLD GUY. He was "planting his seed" in her since the day she turned 18.
And THAT'S why it is a proven fact that old men are evil. Throw rocks at them.
By the way, props to the salon chick at the door being hot. Man, all women who work at salons are babes. That's it... I'm buying a white suit, slicking back my hair, opening a hair salon, and changing my name to Stefano (for the full Italian salon guy effect)... I'd get so much salon vajeen, it would be ridiculous! Anyway, sorry for the tangent.
Here's Hayden. Enjoy.
