I Would Do Anything for Some Jennifer Connelly in My Life

Jennifer Connelly attended the premiere of her new movie Reservation Road yesterday at the Toronto International Film Festival looking hot in a strapless white dress.

I don't know anything about the movie, but Jennifer Connelly looks really hot, and if she tells me to go watch it, I will. That's not saying much though. I'm so attracted to Jennifer that I would do pretty much anything she could come up with.

In fact, if Jennifer Connelly asked me to dress up in a big furry dog costume... I'd do it. Under only one condition: if "Who Let the Dogs Out" comes on, she has to dance with me... and I'm not just talking any type of dance... I'm talking 100%, full-blown, bang-my-furry-crotch-up-against -you, grind-up-on-that-ass-so-hard, freak dance. But yea, I'd still do it.

Okay, yea, I thought that was weird too. But it was inspired by true events. I have actually seen a dude in a furry dog costume dancing with hot bitties at a club. I kid you not. This is the world we live in and I simply report its happenings to you. Sad, I know.

Anyway, back to the whole movie promotion thing. I don't know what the hell Reservation Road is all about and the IMDB plot summary just leaves me more confused. If you're curious, here it is:

"On a warm September evening, college professor Ethan Learner (Joaquin Phoenix), his wife Grace (Jennifer Connelly), and their daughter Emma (Elle Fanning) are attending a recital. Their 10-year-old son Josh (Sean Curley) is playing cello -� beautifully, as usual. His younger sister looks up to him, and his parents are proud of their son. On the way home, they all stop at a gas station on Reservation Road. There, in one terrible instant, he is taken from them forever. On a warm September evening, law associate Dwight Arno (Mark Ruffalo) and his 11-year-old son Lucas (Eddie Alderson) are attending a baseball game. Their favorite team, the Red Sox, is playing � and, hopefully, heading for the World Series. Dwight cherishes his time spent with Lucas. Driving his son back to his ex-wife, Lucas� mother Ruth Wheldon (Mira Sorvino), Dwight heads towards his fateful encounter at Reservation Road. The accident happens so fast that Lucas is all but unaware, while Ethan -� the only witness -� is all too aware, as a panicked Dwight speeds away. The police are called, and an investigation begins. Haunted by the tragedy, both fathers react in unexpected ways, as do Grace and Emma. As a reckoning looms, the two fathers are forced to make the hardest choices of their lives."

If you came away from reading that and you said to yourself... "what the hell is that?.." then I'm sitting right there with ya, kid. Yea, I don't know either...

Connelly's a hot piece of ace though... and didn't she win an Oscar for that whole A Beautiful Mind thing with certified D-Bag Rusell Crowe... yea, I think she did. Hot and talented... I officially have an erection. And I hope you do too! Anyway, check out Jennifer being hot.

By the way, she's 36-years-old. Yea, I couldn't believe it either. I know high school girls who look worse than that. Though, that might be because, where I come from, most high school girls are chain-smoking single mothers on welfare with a pretty serious Oxycontin addiction and another little one on the way... so it might be a regional thing.

Enough of me. Here's Jennifer. Enjoy.

9.14.07 at 03:55:14 PM

I Would Do Anything for Some Jennifer Connelly in My Life

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