After dating the famous and rich George Clooney, the Italian supermodel Elisabetta Canalis decided that her next boyfriend should be less fancy. And when I say less fancy, I mean "starred in Jackass movies and is kind of dirty." At least her and Steve O look happy.
Oh Bar, I like you so much better when you're not on foreign television shows and you're wearing less clothes. I'll take it, though, because you're looking a little frantic and over-zealous (I guess that's what Europeans like). So I'll just hope you were on something deliciously illegal and made poor choices about which men you slept with for the rest of the day. Xoxo
The new short season of Arrested Development (and then the movie that will follow) is scheduled to be released on Netflix in 2013:
To all the skeptics out there, (writer Dean) Lorey confirmed that production is underway, even though the schedule is under wraps. "There are offices and parking spaces," he wrote. The new season is slated to debut on Netflix in 2013, with a film to follow.
This is a very, very good thing and caused me to make a high pitched squealing noise when I first read it, but then I realized something: the world is going to end at the end of 2012. Not because of the Mayan calendar or alignment of planets, but because of THIS. Something SO GOOD can't possibly come to fruition. So there you have it. The world is going to explode.
Oops, I take back what I just said about Paula getting Nicole Pussycat Doll fired for being hot - Paula Abdul just got fired from "X Factor" herself.
Simon Cowell personally recruited Paula after she stopped being a judge on "American Idol." However, she got the news from one of the show's lawyers and not Simon himself. It looks like two little girls didn't do enough to impress Daddy Simon!
Egads, Nicole Scherzinger (a.k.a., the hottest X Factor judge) was officially canned (as was Steve Jones, whoever that is). She will no longer be acting as judge on the Fox show. I'm thinking Paula had something to do with it, she couldn't handle not being the most attractive female on the panel.
Christina Aguilera showed her respect for Etta James by singing at her funeral over the weekend. Unfortunately, she put so much feeling into the piece she was belting out, that something that looked suspiciously like blood started dripping down her leg. Her reps claim that it was self tanner that was hidden in her naughty bits, but I have a hard time believing that wet self tanner would mysteriously appear from between her legs as she was stressing to hit a high note. I think we all know exactly what those drips were. So now if you'll follow my lead, I think it's time to take a few Valium and rinse our eyes, because I would really not like to think about that image again for another 24 hours.
Before seeing this ridiculousness, I didn't care who won the Superbowl. I would have preferred to watch the 49ers and the Ravens play because it would have been a unique Superbowl and not just a repeat of the Superbowl we saw a couple of years ago. But now, I hope that the Patriots are left dying in bloody pieces on the field. The New England Patriots' wide receiver Tiquan Underwood is not only sporting a high top fade, but he also got the Patriots' logo shaved into the back of his head. Hopefully the Giants will see this as a big, concussion-friendly target.
