Jodie Foster Admitted Something The Other Night

So... want to hear something you've already known for a while? Jodie Foster is (probably) gay! While accepting the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award, she came out and said: "But, um, I'm just gonna put it out there, loud and proud, right? So I'm gonna need your support on this, I am, uhÖ single."

Oh Jodie... you cray!

1.16.13 at 10:39 PM   

Miley Cyrus Thinks Justin Bieber is Princess Di

Justin Bieber was being chased around by paparazzi the other night while in his Ferrari. This was dangerous (yay) and it sparked Miley Cyrus to tweet something so insulting and stupid I couldn't help but write a post about it:

Hope this paparazzi/JB accident brings on some changes in '13 Paparazzi are dangerous! Wasn't Princess Di enough of a wake up call?!

You're right. Justin's little incident with the paparazzi is just like a beloved member of the British royal family dying in a horrific car accident. #sensitivity

1.02.13 at 06:57 PM   

Sofia Vergara is Easy Going or Something

Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend Nick Loeb were seen happily hanging out in Miami the other day... even though they allegedly got into a massive fight on New Year's Eve:

"Nick appeared to get really angry after Sofia took a picture with a stranger, and started screaming at her. Nick had to be pulled off Sofia by security. Her dress got torn in the melee. This happened right in front of everyone in the VIP section."

"Four security guards grabbed Nick and threw him out of the back door of the club, with Sofia following behind."

I wouldn't get too concerned with it, though. 90% of couples fought on NYE because of one (or all) of the following: 1.) Alcohol 2.) Stupid b*tches 3.) Decisions made about stupid b*tches because of alcohol. No wonder Sofia was fine. She probably didn't even remember it.

1.02.13 at 06:52 PM   

Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Doing It Again

Even though Rihanna was recently tweeting about how much she loved being single and hated Chris Brown... she was seen cuddling up to him on Christmas day at the Laker's basketball game. Looks like someone is independent!

12.28.12 at 06:54 PM   

YOLO is Drake's Fault

During the holiday season, instead of giving money to charity or appreciating family, Drake was on Instagram complaining about people using YOLO without giving him credit (since he said it during his 2012 song "The Motto"):

"Walgreens... you gotta either chill or cut the cheque"
"Macy's... same goes for you."

What Drake doesn't realize is that The Strokes (and countless other people with brains) actually coined the acronym (can you coin an acronym?) before he did. So shaddup.

12.28.12 at 06:49 PM   

Britney Spears Might Have Gotten Dumped

Britney Spears her fiance Jason Trawick were supposed to be married... but still aren't. Something seems fishy, especially since Brit is still crazytown bananapants.

"It's a make or break holiday for Britney and Jason," a source close to the Toxic singer told Radar.

"Things have been getting worse and worse with their relationship for several months now, and they know they have to figure things out once and for all because they canít keep going on like this."

12.26.12 at 11:11 PM   

Leann Rimes Might Have Been Drunk on Live Television

During the finals of the X Factor (horrid reality television), Leann Rimes performed a duet with child star Carly Rose Sinclair. It was nothing but boring runs and awful facial expressions... until America realized that Ms. Rimes was most likely drunk. Or stoned. Or both:

Soneclars mother is livid that Rimes would dare say Carly Rose was "nervous and had trouble hitting the right notes."

(Rimes says she was sober) but says if things were awkward, it was only because, "I was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song."

12.26.12 at 11:03 PM