Britney Spears

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Britney Spears.

The Cost of a Comeback isn\'t Cheap

If you thought Britney Spears\' comeback was just a bunch of bored producers sitting in a room, thinking about how they can squeeze a few extra bucks out of a dying star, you were probably right. But turns out there\'s a little more to it. According to TMZ: Britney\'s conservators have hired a total of 17 lawyers and law firms to handle her affairs over the last 14 months. According to legal ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears isn\'t Very Smart

While performing in Tampa, apparently Britney Spears had some kind of malfunction that showed her va-jayjay off. And she had no idea her microphone was turned on (why would it be when you\'re lip synching?), so she told the entire crowd. Awesome. ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears\' Kitty Hangs Out at a Concert

Watch this video and listen closely at the end after the lights go out. For those of you who are hearing impaired, she tells the entire crowd that her pu$$y was hanging out, not realizing the microphone is still on. Now that you did that, enjoy this gallery of the hottest Britney Spears pictures ever that I assembled to honor her recent return to semi-hotness. It won\'t take away her herpes ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears is a Sneaky Little Tramp

Stop for a second and think about the most ridiculous thing that\'s ever happened to you. Then think about the most ridiculous thing that\'s ever happened to anyone you know, then combine the two and multiply them by 14 and you\'re still far from Britney Spears\' life. The latest according to People: Under her father\'s care and control, Britney Spears now lives a protected life, her access ... [Full Story]

Britney: Give My Kids or Give Me Death

It wasn\'t quite as dramatic as my title alluded, but Britney Spears has threatened to cancel her tour if she can\'t bring her kids. Sources say: Britney Spears will cancel her upcoming tour if K-Fed\'s lawyers continue to block an agreement allowing her to take the kids on the road -- informed sources tell us. There\'s a lot more to the story if you really care, but you probably don\'t ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears is in Better Shape

No matter how tight Britney Spears\' abs get, she\'ll always be a druggie with a shaved head to me. Eight years ago, I would\'ve put my grandmother in a tub of ice and sold her kidneys to mafia bosses for 5 seconds alone with her, but then she decided to have two kids, get fat for a while, go bald, enter rehab, and God knows what else. Now it\'s all ruined. But at least these images from her tour ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Just Made Another $14 Million

Some crazy person at a crazy publishing agency decided a series of autobiographies about and by Britney Spears is worth $14million. Daily Mirror says: Our source reveals: \"There have been numerous unofficial biographies printed about Britney, but she\'s never agreed to pen her own tome - until now. \"And some of the stories she\'s got are absolute dynamite. She\'s kept diaries so there\'s ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Snuggles Up to Tech Support

Britney Spears is reportedly dating Indian choreographer, Sandip Soparrkar, according to AP: While the US press has still not confirmed a new beau for Britney, papers in India and the UK are running with the news that she\'s dating again. Her new arm candy is reported to be Sandip Soparrkar, the choreographer for her \"Womanizer\" video, who has previously taught moves to the pop divas ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears\' Dad Gets a Raise (from the court?)

I\'m not a judge or a lawyer or even someone who knows anything about laws, but this seems a bit ridiculous. A court awarded Lynn Spears, the father of Britney Spears, more money for basically not letting her kill herself. People reports: On Monday, a Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner boosted by an additional $51,000 the elder Spears\'s payment for acting as his daughter\'s ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Turned 27 Today

Sometimes it feels like Britney Spears should be 93 years old given everything she\'s been through in such a short amount of time. Drugs, pop star fame, two marriages, two kids, a comeback, a shaved head, another comeback, and a lot more. But she\'s just now turning 27 somehow, so she decided to sing on Good Morning America to celebrate it. Here\'s the video. And here are some images ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Performs, Hide the Children and Yourself

There\'s a reason why you never see one-hit wonders after they disappear. Now I\'m not saying Britney Spears was a one hit wonder, but marrying Kevin Federline, having two children, and shaving your head should be enough to get the hell out of the spotlight forever. But Britney\'s performance at Live Star Academy over the weekend proves what my dad has said all along. I know nothing. Watch the ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears in Rolling Stone Magazine

Britney Spears has become so hideous that not only do magazines have to shoot her in black and white, but they even put a mask on her. They might as well take a picture of the floor or any random passer-by and label it Britney Spears. She annoys me. She needs to go away. Every other former-star like her has gone away, but she keeps coming back like a bad rash after having unprotected sex. It\'s ... [Full Story]