Christina Aguilera

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Christina Aguilera.

Christina Aguilera Has Some Nice Market Produce

Christina Aguilera must have spent most of her day at a country fair yesterday, because she's carrying around a pair of the most round, delicious melons I have ever seen. Here's Christina actually going for a medical check-up yesterday. You know, when I was a kid I always wanted to be a fireman. Today, I rescind that statement. I want to be Christina Aguilera's gynecologist. ... [Full Story]

Christina Aguilera Has One Big Human Brewing in Her Stomach

Okay, so we knew this whole pregnancy thing did BIG THINGS for Christina Aguilera and her boobies, but only now do we see the real cause of her massive bust. Why do I have a sudden urge to eat big, juicy, delicious watermelons? Sorry, random thoughts. Irrelevant. Sort of. Anyway, here's Christina out in Brentwood last night getting dinner with her husband Jordan Bratman. He's a ... [Full Story]

Forget That "Bottle," There's a Genie in my PANTS!

Forget about that "genie in a bottle" you're always talking about, Christina. After seeing these cleavage shots, there's a genie in my pants and if you and your funbags come over here and "rub me the right way" he will come out and grant you all that you desire. And by grant you what you desire I clearly mean grant me what I desire. Christina Aguilera was out shopping in Hollywood ... [Full Story]