Eva Longoria

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Eva Longoria Grew a Big, Rotund Booty Just for the Emmys

Eva Longoria looks fantastic in whatever she does. Whether it's grabbing her own ass in a bikini or wearing a dress that makes her look like one big delicious cherry popsicle, if Eva's there, I'm sexually aroused while she's doing it. Now, of course, the 2007 Emmy Awards were no different. Only this time she grew an ass. I mean most chicks just get some last minute laser hair-removal and a ... [Full Story]

Eva Longoria in a Red Dress is Like a Delicious Cherry Popsicle

Just in case you forgot, I just wanted to remind you that Eva Longoria smokin' hot and she doesn't have to be in a SKIMPY BIKINI IN SPAIN to reveal her hotness. In fact, just attending the Platinum Guild International With Clothes Off Our Back Party in Beverly Hills this week in a red dress makes all the boys desperate for this "Desperate Housewife." Bad joke. True story. Anyway ... [Full Story]

Eva Longoria Shows Some Skin

Eva Longoria is so hot, she could melt all the snow in Russia! I always knew that Eva Longoria was one of the hottest babies out there in Hollywood, I just never stopped to think about what really was behind her perky little pink dresses and her nauseating rambling about her love for her NBA superstar husband Tony Parker, or, "Le Tony Parker," as I like to call him. Well, in ... [Full Story]