Gisele Bundchen

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Gisele Bundchen.

I'll Have a "Gisele Bundchen" on the Rocks. Thank you.

For all of you who will never get to meet Gisele Bundchen in real life, you can now order her as a drink, if it's any consolation! Restaurant owner Greg Brier has created a tropical cocktail called the Gisele Bundchen! The New York Post's Page Six says: WILL the celebs really flock to Eighth Avenue? Greg Brier, the man behind the restaurants Amalia and Aspen, sure hopes so. Brier is opening ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen's Thonged Booty Is Perfection on Earth

Okay, I'm sure most of you already knew that supermodel Gisele Bundchen was perfection on earth... but that may or may not be before some of you saw her thonged booty. I mean, this thing is perfect. And those photographers, they're crafty little fellows. Not only is this one of the greatest backsides in the entire world, but the way that it's peaking out at us from behind those assless denim ... [Full Story]

Kids, Learn to Play Football... Seriously.

This post is a brief piece of advice for all of the young guys out there: learn how to play football. Sure, most of you will try... some of you will be all right at it... most of you will suck. But, it pays to be a good quarterback. I mean, take Tom Brady, for instance. He's the best quarterback in the world right now. So, what does that mean? Well, it means that he gets to do it with nothing ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen in a Bikini Is Perfection

These Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures are unexplainably hot. But, being the loquacious fellow that I often tend to be, I'll give it a shot. You see, every once in a while, when God's up there playing with his balls of clay, molding this fine earth that we trek upon as honest, humble, and extremely good-looking (in my case, anyway), featherless bi-peds... something special occurs. There is a ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Is Flawless in a Bikini

So, we've seen Gisele Bundchen grabbing her own breasts and we have also seen her doing a strange rain dance in the October 2007 issue of the French version of Vogue Magazine, and now we get to see her in a bikini in the Italian version of GQ magazine. Proof once again that Gisele Bundchen is a flawless supermodel... scratch that... flawless human. You know how no matter how good someone is ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Likes to Grab Her Own Breasts

We've seen Gisele Bundchen not too long ago in the October 2007 issue of Vogue Paris where she looked ungodly hot even if she was dressed up in ridiculous clothes doing a rain dance out in the desert. Now, here she is acting like a normal person in an elegant white dress at the shoe collection launch in Melbourne, Australia. And if by acting like a normal person you mean grabbing her perfect ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Is Hot No Matter What

Gisele Bundchen is arguably the most beautiful woman in the world. Her beauty proves that no matter what ridiculous things a gorgeous woman does, she will look absolutely amazing doing it. Why do I say this? Well, it may or may not have anything to do with the fact that Gisele was photographed in the October 2007 issue of Vogue Magazine looking like a French maid doing a rain dance in the ... [Full Story]