Jessica Simpson

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson Goes to Wilshire Restaurant

Judging from how that dress fits, I\'m guessing Jessica Simpson is looking for a new boyfriend. She need look no further because I will gladly take that position. And if she isn\'t up for it, I will gladly be her butler or her paperboy or anything that allows me to see her every day. Call me, Jessica. Well, as soon as I pay the late fees on my cell phone bill...then call me. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Tweets

I wake up this morning full expecting it to be a normal Monday, and then I get hit with the insane news that Jessica Simpson knows how to use Twitter. Not only that but she knows how to upload awesome pictures to it as well. Check these out. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Leaving the Salon Sans Makeup

Here\'s Jessica Simpson leaving a salon without any make-up on. In my years of expertly and harshly judging women, I have discovered the one feature that looks strange as hell when a girl doesn\'t wear make-up is her eyes. They always look oddly plain, kinda like someone stole their eyelashes or something. Kinda creepy, but I\'ll get over it. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Cool and Furry

Here\'s Jessica Simpson somewhere doing something. Don\'t really know, and she probably doesn\'t either. Her PR consultant told her to put some sunglasses and a furry coat on and walk around. I\'m not sure how that helps, but I\'m not calling her fat anymore, so he must know his stuff. It\'s also possible Jessica laid off eating entire chocolate easter egg bunnies for breakfast. ... [Full Story]

Hey Look, It\'s Jessica Simpson\'s Head

Sometimes the paparazzi take some less than great shots, but those happen to be my favorite. Like this one of Jessica Simpson out in public, showing off the side of her head. Now I can better visualize her from various angles whenever I\'m bored late at night. That isn\'t as dirty as it sounds. Okay, it is. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler are Getting Married

That\'s a complete lie, but just think about how good I\'ll look if it turns out to be true. The real truth is just that they were spotted together (along with other friends) eating at Soho House on Tuesday. NYPost can elaborate: Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves, as chaperones. \"They were at a ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson on Online Dating

There\'s a chance you will be browsing Match.com or Yahoo Personals and stumble upon Jessica Simpson. Then you\'ll contact her and she\'ll agree to meet you for a date and you\'ll get married. Except the part where there\'s no possible way that\'s going to happen. However, she told People that it\'s at least a possibility she would use the \'Net to find a guy: \"I have to say I\'ve never ... [Full Story]

Tony Romo\'s Leftovers Can Smile

I have no idea what Operation Smile is, but if it\'s seriously a gathering of celebrities all smiling like this, it\'s the gayest thing I\'ve ever seen. If you\'re going to go through the trouble of getting a bunch of celebrities together, at least make it Operation Take Off Your Clothes or something. This is just lame. But anyway, Jessica Simpson was there in a black dress, looking a little bit ... [Full Story]

What the H?

Jessica Simpson was seen at a London airport wearing some kind of ridiculous brown old man\'s coat along with a pair of sunglasses that would probably fit Godzilla just perfectly. I blame the weirdness on Tony Romo leaving her, and I blame the Cowboys loss the other day on....um, their defense. Anyway, check out these pictures if you\'re really, really bored. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Awkward in Brazil

Because here in the United States, she\'s either getting dumped or called fat, Jessica Simpson headed to the beaches of Brazil recently. These pictures were taken yesterday, and I really want to know how the hell the paparazzi manages to be everywhere. I\'m convinced if Salma Hayek took a trip to Antarctica, we\'d have pictures of her and her THO the next day courtesy of some photog disguised as ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Leaves Beso Restaurant

I don\'t know about you, but if I had to fight through a sea of people and photographers after just eating a huge meal, I\'d probably be throwing up all over everyone. That\'s unfortunately not what Jessica Simpson did last night leaving Beso restaurant in LA, but there\'s always next time. ... [Full Story]

Losing Tony Romo is Rough

Jessica Simpson was out with her sister, Ashlee, at Katsuya and I don\'t mean to jump to conclusions, but I think she hammered down several dozen drinks based on these pictures. Maybe she\'s drowning her sorrows after the break-up with Tony Romo, or maybe she\'s just an alcoholic. Not sure at this point, even my spidey sense about celebrities can\'t quite pick up on it. I just know being drunk ... [Full Story]