Jessica Simpson

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson is Still Alive

Well, Jessica Simpson is still alive. Ever since Tony Romo got injured and the Cowboys went into a freefall of suck, I haven\'t seen much of her. I figure she was keeping him comfortable with her lovely boobies all of this time, but that could only last so long. She had to go out sometime to get supplies, like donuts. She is getting a little fatter lately. No, I didn\'t say she\'s fat. I said ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Hungry For a Microphone

Everytime Jessica Simpson gets on stage, two things happen: she tries to go down on the microphone and she looks fatter. Now I\'m not saying she\'s fat, but she\'s getting there. All of those hot dogs and nachos at the Cowboys games are adding up. Maybe with Tony Romo injured, she\'ll lay off for a while and stop trying to perform oral sex on her microphones. Then again, that would make her ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Loves Tony Romo and her Microphone

Jessica Simpson, who somehow has the top country album, recently told People how happy she is with Tony Romo: \"Tony is a great quarterback, but he\'s a better boyfriend,\" Simpson, 28, told PEOPLE at a Nina\'s Night Out, a benefit for the Rape Crisis Center at the Palms Casino Resort\'s Pearl Theatre in Las Vegas on Thursday. \"I\'m seriously proud of myself for letting him into my ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Needs to be Careful

Carrie Underwood was right when she said J-Simp was getting fatter. Look at all those chins. Of course her chin isn\'t the important part of her Good Morning America performance. It was her lack of controlling her skirt, thus revealing the biggest disappointment since Arrested Development was canceled. ... [Full Story]

Country is Apparently in Jessica Simpson\'s Body

Jessica Simpson tried to speak again today, and it went as expected. OK! Magazine: \"Country was just something that\'s in my bones,\" Simpson tells Extra. \"It\'s in my blood. It\'s in my voice. It\'s in my heart and I just wanted to pack my stuff up and go to Nashville and write with some of my favorite songwriters.\" Simpson says there\'s a song on her new album dedicated to boyfriend ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Just Your Regular Abused Girl

Jessica Simpson recently graced Fox with her presence: While Jessica Simpson didn\'t write the track \"Remember That\" on her new album, it still struck a chord when she first listened to the tune about abuse. \"It was one of those moments that just moved me to tears — it\'s empowering. It\'s about that woman really standing up for herself in an abusive situation whether it is mental ... [Full Story]

Carrie Underwood Calls Jessica Simpson a Fatty

Here\'s the quick replay: Carrie Underwood dated Tony Romo. They broke up. Tony Romo dated/is dating Jessica Simpson. Carrie said Tony still calls him. Jessica, in psycho stalker fashion, said it isn\'t true because she checks all of his phone logs and has one of those electric dog shock collars around Tony at all times and that Carrie is a slut. I might\'ve made up that last part, but here\'s ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Kind of a Genius

Few things on this planet are as majestic as Jessica Simpson\'s cleavage. Hawaii and golden toilets come to mind. I just wish she was known for her brain and not her body. I wish she could solve a Rubik\'s Cube in 12 seconds and cure herpes. Well, I just wish anyone would cure herpes. Ow, it itches. Help. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson: \'I Ain\'t No Retards\'

Once considered borderline retarded, Jessica Simpson is anything but. In addition to her clothing line, music career and Proactiv commercials, she\'ll now be the face of a beer company according to OK! Magazine: it was announced today that she will be the new face of Stampede Light Plus, a beer marketed by Dallas\' Stampede Brewing Co. as a beer for active people. She\'ll appear in ads ... [Full Story]

Underwood Could Be a Fat Liar Except Not the Fat Part

Carrie Underwood recently said her ex-boyfriend and NFL quarterback, Tony Romo, has been calling her. Jessica Simpson says there ain\'t no way and there ain\'t now how: Jessica Simpson insists her beau Tony Romo isn\'t calling his ex Carrie Underwood. \"I checked his call log,\" she said Wednesday in an interview with a Nashville radio station. Of Romo, Underwood tells September\'s Allure: ... [Full Story]

Country Fans Boo Jessica Simpson!

Jessica Simpson has a country album coming out on September 9th, and in order to win over some fans in her new genre, Jess opened for country favorite Sara Evans this past Saturday in Randall, Wisconsin. Unfortunately for Jess, her performance was met with a mixed response, and many audience members could be heard booing. During the set, an obviously frustrated Simpson addressed the crowd ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson's Album to Be Released in September

Jessica Simpson plans to release her country album on September 9th of this year! Us Magazine reports: Jessica Simpson's long-awaited country album is due out September 9, her father Joe tells Usmagazine.com. "It’s going to be a great year," he told Us at a taping of Pete Wentz's new show F'N MTV in Hollywood Thursday. "It’s 9-9 — she’s into nines this year," he added. "We hope it’s ... [Full Story]