Kate Beckinsale

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kate Beckinsale.

Kate Beckinsale is Kind of a Thug

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale looking a little like she would shank your mother in a dark alley for some crack, but looking so hot doing it that you wouldn\'t really care that much. Seriously, this woman is perfect in every single way possible. But if you\'re a girl, don\'t be jealous because she\'s dying of lung cancer anyway. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale is Going to Die of Lung Cancer

I\'m not one of those people who go around smashing cigarettes into people\'s faces and then yelling at them about why it\'s bad for your lungs. Everyone knows it\'s bad for you, but so is fast food and sitting here all day in my boxers. The point is, Kate Beckinsale shouldn\'t smoke. Anyone else can, but she\'s too perfect to go ruining her lungs even if we can\'t see them. First it\'s the ... [Full Story]

Old School Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini - Pictures

The green bikini images are a couple of years old, but these other Kate Beckinsale pictures are fresh off the press, ready and waiting to be defaced by perverted men everywhere. Or just me. Whatever. Check the pictures out in high resolution below by clicking the thumbnails. A few of them made me nearly snap a button on my pants. That might\'ve been from the 4 pieces of cake I had for breakfast ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Would Even Look Good Wearing a Coat Made from Dead Puppies

I wanna go to California just to find Kate Beckinsale\'s husband and punch him in the face if he doesn\'t have a constant smile. Anyone who gets to be with her on a nightly or even monthly basis should be thanking every deity he can find on Wikipedia. Kate could literally wear anything and look good. It\'s no wonder other girls hate themselves. ... [Full Story]

Who\'s Hotter Than Kate Beckinsale? (hint: no one, ever)

Kate Beckinsale showed her ridiculous face at the 2008 Independent Spirit Awards, which I can only guess is an event for the progress dead people in society have made over the last 100 years. And she looked amazing as usual, no surprise there. When your mom\'s an actual angel from heaven and you\'re dad\'s probably Sean Connery or Gene Hackman, looking like Kate\'s to be expected. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Shops Too Much

The best part of the picture above is the girl off to the left, staring at Kate Beckinsale and obviously thinking \"why am I so ugly? when I get home, I\'m killing myself.\" But that\'s just what happens out in California, especially Robertson Boulevard. Another thing, I\'ve noticed every picture of Kate that comes out is her shopping. I realize she\'s rich and has no reason not to shop, but ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Will Shoot You in the Face

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale on the set of her newest movie, Whiteout. Yes, I thought she had turned to porn as well when I read that title, but alas, it\'s a movie about snow and stuff. I think at the end, someone catches a snowflake in their mouth. It\'s a very touching movie. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale\'s Legs Were Made by Elves, Holy Elves

If you caught the Tonight Show the other night, then you know Kate Beckinsale is not only beautiful but hilarious and way out of your league. Her legs should chemically reduced, bottled and sold to fat women at Wal Mart. Put them by the twinkies and it\'s a sure sale. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale is Still Perfect

Seriously, Kate Beckinsale could go in public wearing a smurf costume and still be the hottest person in 300 miles. She sweats awesomeness and I would literally give my elbows to touch her shoulder. She could even be wearing shoulder pads when I do it, I don\'t care. That might sound pathetic, but when I\'m on disability for my elbow loss and I know I touched Kate Beckinsale, you\'ll be the one ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Because No Chick is Cooler

You could take all the cool people you know, tie them together and melt them down into one pile of fleshy coolness...and it still wouldn\'t be as cool as Kate Beckinsale. She could wear a Wal-Mart vest and still look better than most people. I\'m not sure who that guy is with her, but I assume it\'s her husband or bodyguard. And since bodyguards are usually 6\'8\" and black, it must be her ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale is Too Gorgeous Not to Post

In the past week, about 80% of everything posted here includes Kate Beckinsale or some reference to her. Well, there\'s a reason for that. She\'s really, really hot. I\'m talking \"imagine her head on your wife during sex\" hot. Or maybe that\'s just me, don\'t tell. Here\'s Kate at the screening of Nothing but the Truth. If I could just bump into her arm at a busy airport one time, I could ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Goes for a Brisk Walk

Kate Beckinsale decided going for a walk alone was an OK idea despite the chance for rape being well over 50%. Granted, it\'s probably a nice neighborhood with plenty of other people around, but those rapists are clever. They hide in sewers and sometimes disguise themselves as yard ornaments just before making their move. Fortunately for Kate, like every female celebrity, she had her cell phone ... [Full Story]