Katy Perry

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katy Perry.

Katy Perry Shows Sesame Street What\'s What

The premiere of \"Saturday Night Live\" was on this weekend... and featured a very special guest: Katy Perry\'s chest. Oh, Katy Perry was there, too. In retaliation to being cut out of \"Sesame Street,\" Katy Perry bounced around in an Elmo shirt on SNL. That\'s right, Katy. THAT\'LL SHOW THEM! Now let\'s take 15 to stare at the magnificence of this image. ... ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Doesn\'t Have an Upskirt

Because Katy Perry refuses to show us anything interesting, because she is a monumental tease, this isn\'t an upskirt gallery. It\'s an, \"oh, this sort of looks like an upskirt if you squint real hard\" gallery. Which is almost as good, if it wasn\'t for the crushing disappointment. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is A-Ok

If I know anything about Katy Perry, she is indicating how we\'ll be feeling once we notice her super tight outfit. ... annnnnd she was totally right. I can\'t express how jealous I am of those fans who got to be only inches away from her hipster body while she was signing autographs! Being next to a girl like her was definitely my teenage dream. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Forgets Her Manners

When signing autographs the other day, Katy Perry COMPLETELY forgot her manners and showed a face that she knows only belongs in the bedroom between her and I. For shame, Katy! At least Kitty Purry made up for her faux pas by looking incredible while signing autographs for her chest-adoring fans. Aww. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is Busy Being Cute

It\'s a good thing that Katy Perry is insanely attractive, or else I\'d be so annoyed with her by now. Even AnnaLynne McCord ticked me off with her kissy faces. (I KNOW THEY\'RE FAKE NOW, YO.) Her latest photoshoot is cuter than a kitten throwing up rainbows... Russell Brand is one lucky Brit. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Has Cute Hipster Cleavage

There is one thing that will always make Katy Perry better than Lady Gaga... and that\'s her bright & bouncy hipster cleavage. Oh and the fact that she used to be a Christian singer. Who doesn\'t love a good girl gone sort-of-bad-but-not-really? Even a good girl with huge knockers is bound to flash some awesome cleavage every now and again! ... [Full Story]

\'Merican Celebs Get Patriotic

I know I only like the 4th of July for beer, fireworks, and sweaty, sweaty parties. I\'m not unAmerican, I just know the original Declaration was signed in August and not July, so this arbitrary day in the summer is kind of pointless - so why not blow stuff up and get drunk? It\'s good to see celebrities taking the same side as me. Not one of these people can name more than 3 founding ... [Full Story]

I Love Katy Perry and Her Cookies

Whatever nutcase decided that Lady Gaga is better than Katy Perry in the cosmic battle of Cool Hipster Female Pop Artists needs to be shot in the face and bludgeoned with one of Lady Gaga\'s 42-inch platform boots. It\'s simple really if you look at the math: Katy Perry wears bright colors, spandex dresses, and gets drunk with her girlfriends and tweets funny photos of herself. Lady Gaga ... [Full Story]

Katy perry Doesn\'t Have Much of a Dress

It\'s good to see that Katy Perry is always thinking outside of the box and never letting silly things like laws against \"public indecency\" stop her. She showed off her hipster attitude and body at the Much Music Video Awards by wearing an anti-dress. It actually consisted of more non-dress than material, but it really brought out the hotness in her face. Men are always a fan of women who ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is Suggestive

If I didn\'t know any better... I\'d say that Katy Perry is attempting to stimulate the male and lesbian female population. With images. Of herself. But she can\'t fool me, I know she is shacked up with the extremely hairy (albeit hilarious) Russell Brand. That doesn\'t stop her, though, from bending over, making crude faces and showing off her Kitty Purry (allegedly). As long as her ... [Full Story]

Kitty Purry is Confused

Something about dating an ugly Englishman has gotten Katy Perry drastically confused about which country she should have been rooting for at the World Cup. Or in life. Sure, an English accent can turn the ugliest of men into Kate Beckinsale\'s husband, but that doesn\'t mean you have to jump ship on your own country, Katy. And if you\'re going to blaspheme against your nation, at ... [Full Story]

\'Slow Your Roll, Gaga!\'

When are hipsters going to just take off their over-sized Raybans, hug and make up? Katy Perry, singer and Russell Brand girlfriend extraordinaire, called out Lady Gaga for her new music video debut. Katy Perry said: Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke. I tend to side with Katy Perry\'s wise, hipster brain.. and today is no different ... [Full Story]