Katy Perry

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katy Perry.

Katy Perry Has Weird Hair and a Nice Chest

Katy Perry is by far the hottest weird girl on the planet. This girl at my church with one leg and a beard is a close second, but Katy manages to look stranger all the time while maintaining bangable status. You can\'t teach that. Although they should try, starting with 2nd grade. At the KIIS FM Jingle Ball 2008 event, whatever that might be, here she is. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Looks Fantastic (no weird faces either!)

Whichever genius photographer got Katy Perry to sit still long enough to take 12+ real, serious pictures deserves a Nobel Prize or at least a box of Hostess cupcakes. That\'s impressive considering she\'s usually acting like a 4 year old retard. Check these out while you can. I\'m positive the next batch of Katy Perry images will include at least 3 bug-eyed, handicapped poses. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Scares the Hell Out of Barcelona

Katy Perry is hot and she has nice boobs, but she still scares me. Those eyes are either really awesome or she\'s Satan, not sure yet. I wonder if she\'s ever actually blinked. These images are of her singing in Barcelona. You can\'t tell from these shots, but the entire crowd\'s eyes are bleeding and there\'s random chaos everywhere. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Just Got Scarier

Granted, Katy Perry could wear a Godzilla outfit and I\'d still want to bury my head in her tits, but this dress is just freaky. As if her real eyes didn\'t concern us enough, now she\'s got a set on her boobs, too. At least now I can\'t be accused of not looking at her eyes when she\'s talking to me. Not that she would ever talk to me or even look at me. Or let me come within 50 feet of her ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Wears an Appropriate Dress

You might be asking yourself, \"Why is this loser posting 4 pictures of Katy Perry sitting there with a microphone and her grandma\'s dress? There\'s not even any cleavage!\" And you would be right about all that, particularly the loser part. But anyway, there is a flash of wonder in these because you can see her panties in a couple of them! Granted, it\'s no worse than a swimsuit. In fact, a ... [Full Story]

This is Disturbing

If that man in the middle was anyone other than Katy Perry, I wouldn\'t think twice or care. But it is her, dressed up for Halloween. How does she expect me to pleasure myself to thoughts of her massive boobies and long dark hair if she looks like an unemployed porn star from 1972? This just isn\'t cool, Katy. Not cool at all. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry is a Goofy Chick

Not sure what purpose these photos serve, but Katy Perry probably got paid a good bit to make those retarded faces. I wish I could get paid for the amount of time I\'m about to spend with a printed copy of the above picture. Even at minimum wage, I could retire. Also, she needs to stop looking like Zooey Deschanel. I\'m not really complaining, it\'d be nice if every girl on earth looked ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Takes a Spill at the MTV Latin Music Awards

Katy Perry fell down after jumping in what appears to be a giant cake? I don\'t know. More importantly, there\'s an MTV Mexico Latin Music Awards? That\'s real fair. Surely Jennifer Lopez wins every category. ... [Full Story]

No One\'s Happier Than Katy Perry

Everytime I see Katy Perry, she\'s happy. I don\'t know what the secret is, but it\'s probably something to do with being famous, hot, rich, and having big tits. Just a guess though. It could be those enormous eyes. She can see a lot more stuff than a normal person. I\'m not sure what she\'s even doing here. Apaprently she\'s at Wollomoolloo Warf in Sydney. Don\'t know why, don\'t ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Ate at a Restaurant and Probably Liked It

Katy Perry was seen leaving Beso Restaurant in Hollywood yesterday where it appears the meal she ate went straight to her boobs. There\'s no way she was there the entire time without slipping a nip at least once, so hopefully the paparazzi was hiding in a plant or something. Maybe they should legalize video cameras in restrooms. I know I wouldn\'t feel invaded. It\'s like starring in your own ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Wants to be a Lesbian on Sept 7

According to E!Online, Katy Perry is looking for a girl to kiss at this year\'s Video Music Awards: Katy Perry is apparently working on finding a female celeb to kiss during this year\'s live telecast of the awards show on Sept. 7. Who does MTV want to match her up with? Lindsay Lohan! \"Producers are really working hard on it,\" a source exclusively reveals to me. \"They\'d ... [Full Story]