Kim Kardashian

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian Doesn\'t Like the Turks Either

So for those of you who don\'t know a thing about history (which accurately described me until about 10 minutes ago), Armenians and Turkish people don\'t get along very well. Turkey, apparently, committed genocide on the Armenian people. That tends to make the country of Armenia not very warm and fuzzy when it comes to Turkey. Therefore, they were collectively ticked off that Kim Kardashian (a ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Somehow Has Pants That Are Too Big

Somehow, Kim Kardashian did the impossible: she found a pair of pants that are TOO BIG for her butt. I know, I know. This sounds incredible. But it\'s true! She was seen recently in the ugliest pair of pants known to man that were actually baggy in her bottom region. ... ... is this the end of days!? ... [Full Story]

Khloe Kardashian - The Ugly One

Recently, the biggest Kardashian spoke out what it felt like to be called a super mutant around her smaller, hotter sisters: Khloe Kardashian talks about keeping her self esteem up when people tend to say pretty nasty things about her. \"I\'m the ugly sister. I\'m the fat one. I\'m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five ... [Full Story]

No One Can Resist Kim Kardashian

Now Kim Kardashian is one person who knows how to wear a pair of sweats. (They\'re not so much sweats as they are a small piece of spandex.) Even the cameramen following her around can\'t keep their eyes (or cameras) off of her behind. She is completely useless to society, so at least she knows how to dress well. :) ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian\'s Song. (How Did This Happen?)

Sigh. I guess it was inevitable. With all of the attention, Kim Kardashian has the delusion that she actually has talent. This happens quite often with reality tv stars. Her new song is called \"Jam (Turn It Up)\" ... and I assume that it sounds as bad as it\'s title. During \"On Air with Ryan Seacreast,\" Ryan claimed to like it. But we know that he is just trying to get a piece... so that he ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Wants to Act. This Will Surely be Terrible.

I don\'t like to jump to conclusions... but I\'m going to make the assumption that Kim Kardashian cannot really act. Most of her crappy reality show is probably scripted, but yelling at her scary mother isn\'t synonymous with acting. It\'s frightening to think that she might snag a role opposite John Travolta as John Gotti\'s daughter-in-law in the new biopic about the mafioso\'s life. Kim ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Looking Ridiculously Hot

There\'s arguably never been a better combination of hair, breasts, vagina, and skin. Naked pictures of Kim Kardashian are all I ever need and want. It\'s physically impossible for anything other than a future scientific creation to put together such an amazingly attractive specimen. If you don\'t believe me, or even if you do, check out the images below in high resolution. In fact, it\'s so ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is a Twitter Expert

Online Twitter gurus are stupid. You shouldn\'t worry about your Following to Followers ratio or how many times you\'re listed. The only thing that matters on Twitter is this: awesome, nearly nude photos. Steve Jobs would have 10x the Twitter Followers if he would post some racy mock turtleneck pictures. Literally the only person good at this Twitter strategy is Kim Kardashian. Boring tweets ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Looks Like a Muppet

Under ordinary circumstances, I would saw off my own foot and eat it in order to spend 2-2.25 minutes in a closet with Kim Kardashian. But when she walks around town looking like a Muppet addicted to cosmetic surgery, I start to reconsider. And then I puke into a bucket. Although her lips are numb and probably full of collagen, I can only hold it against her for so long. I don\'t have that ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Thinks She Can Sing

I hate to disappoin... ... ah, who am I kidding, I love to be the bearer of bad news. Kim Kardashian - you cannot sing. Playing an auto-tuned, canned song with way too much base in a Las Vegas nightclub doesn\'t count as your \"debut performance.\" On New Years Eve, the TAO nightclub was treated (?) to a DJ playing an auto-tuned copy of one of her \"songs\" over the house speakers ... [Full Story]

This HAS to Be a Joke ... Please?

And the Kardashians yet again remind me of why I hate them and most other celebrities who have lost their grip on reality. Their Christmas card photo is so full of pompous douchebaggery that I can barely talk about it without foaming at the mouth. So I won\'t. Did you hear that Bob Feller died today? Yeah, that kind of sucks. ... [Full Story]

Celebrities Celebrating Thanksgiving

Just because celebrities are rich, hot and famous doesn\'t mean they\'re human beings. They have families, emotions, and the ability to get restraining orders, too! As you can see in the following gallery, most celebs spend the holidays with the ones they love. Megan Fox was with Brian Austen Green at some Disney establishment. Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were looking cute together. Kim ... [Full Story]