Lindsay Lohan

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

Who Keeps Inviting Her?

The celebrity world must be like the PGA Tour where if you win one of the major tournaments, you automatically get to play in any other tournament for like 10 years. Lindsay Lohan hasn\'t done anything since Herbie Fully Loaded, and while I realize a movie about talking cars is big business, I can\'t figure out why she keeps getting invited everywhere. Here she is at the Haute and Bothered launch ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Gives the Scoop on Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan updated E! News on basically everything about herself, most of it probably not true since she\'s looneytoons. While the recent onslaught of Lohan bikini pics has given way to yet another rounds of concerned critics slamming her for being too skinny, the star defended her body, saying, \"I like the way I look.\" As for her day job, Lohan told E! News that she is in final ... [Full Story]

The Vacation That Would Never End

Okay, now that Lindsay Lohan is on her 16th day vacationing in Maui, I think it\'s time for her to come back to California where she can be a broke lesbian again. I wrote like 4 articles less than a month ago about how Lindsay has no money at all, yet her Hawaii vacation seems to be permanent. At least this confirms that I do, in fact, know nothing and you should consider this site a big web of ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Gets Crazy in Hawaii

Lindsay Lohan has spent most of the past week in Hawaii, oftentimes not wearing pants and other times just acting like the crazy ho she is. I\'m not complaining though. One thing I would like to know is, who\'s paying for this? Last I checked there was no sequel to that Herbie Fully Loaded movie. Nonetheless, Lindsay seems to be enjoying the single life a little too much. Click through these ... [Full Story]

Nice Outfit, Lindsay

Between the lack of pants, multiple colors, and all of those freckles, I would swear this is at Barnum and Bailey\'s Circus and not Hawaii. I can only assume Lindsay Lohan is texting the police about the man who stole her pants. Or, more likely, the woman. Good luck with that. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Does Maui

Here\'s Lindsay Lohan in a bikini in Maui. For someone who is supposedly broke, she sure does get to go to a lot of awesome places. A sequel to Herbie Fully Loaded must finally be coming down the pipe. Congrats, Lindsay! ... [Full Story]

Young Firecrotches

Young firecrotches. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Does the Optometrist

Here\'s Lindsay Lohan at the eye doctor, trying on some new glasses. I\'m not sure if you can actually classify that thing covering her torso as an actual shirt or not, but she\'s probably wearing it to get a free pair of glasses I\'d imagine. Sagosaurus should try a colorful sweater next time. ... [Full Story]

You Can\'t See Me If I Can\'t See You

Fortunately, I have an actual story to go along with these ridiculous pictures of Lindsay Lohan outside of a club in California. And the story is from E! Online: She tells E! News exclusively that, despite reports saying otherwise, she is not interested in being a lead performer in Peepshow, the burlesque production at Las Vegas\' Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino currently starring Mel B ... [Full Story]

This is Lindsay Lohan\'s Life

For a broke lesbian that hasn\'t actually done anything in years, the paparazzi sure goes to great lengths to get a 2 second shot of her freckly face. I can\'t really figure it out, but then again, I\'m still writing about her, too. Makes no sense, but I can\'t stop now. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan is Funny....For Real

I think this is the first time I\'ve ever liked Lindsay Lohan. It\'s also possibly the first time I\'ve ever heard her voice. I\'m not really into movies where cars can talk. But that video pretty much redeemed her of everything retarded she\'s ever done. Ok, not everything, but maybe like 30%. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Seems to be Okay Without Sam

Here\'s Lindsay Lohan getting radiation poisoning from so many camera flashes at the same time. In 5 years, her skin will melt off and she\'ll probably be dead. But in the meantime, she seems to be okay despite being on a break from her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. As soon a she realizes she can afford a burger from Jack in the Box, she\'ll be crawling back. Should be any second. ... [Full Story]