Natalie Portman

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Natalie Portman Is Passionate About Global Change

Natalie Portman was at Stanford University last night talking about helping poor people with microwaves. What's that? Oh, it's called microfinance? Yea, I think the whole microwave thing actually made more sense in my head because I'm not even sure if I can say "microfinance" in my head without screwing it up. That's why I have a little Mexican midget named Ramon living inside my head to help ... [Full Story]

Natalie Portman Nude in Hotel Chevalier

Natalie Portman is nude in her new short film Hotel Chevalier which is a thirteen-minute prologue to director Wes Anderson's feature film The Darjeeling Limited. You can see full backside nudity in many of the screen shots, as well as a full nude side-view of her. This is fantastic. See, Natalie, this is much better than wearing a dress that looks like the upholstery from my grandmother's ... [Full Story]

Natalie Portman's Beauty Intimidates Me

Okay, I know Natalie Portman is hot. That's not the question here. The question is... why, if she is so hot, does she choose to wear the upholstery from my grandmothers love seat as a dress? Yea, I don't know why either. Of course, Natalie still is naturally beautiful here at the Hotel Chevalier Special Screening yesterday... and she could probably be wearing a big rubber chicken suit and ... [Full Story]