Paris Hilton

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Paris Hilton.

The Elusive Paris Hilton

Seeing Paris Hilton in the wilderness has been a rarity lately... and I\'m not sure why because she has been looking really, really hot. Probably because she isn\'t doing something stupid and immature for attention or attempting to prove to everyone just how awesome she is. I used to wish a cruel death involving medieval torture, tarring and feathering - but ever since I saw her do some good ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton is Working Hard

When Paris wants to promote something, she really goes all out. Look at her, standing on that balcony in Rio de Janeiro, with cell phone and strange beer in hand. She really looks like she is having a good time... or is standing out there in her cute little bikini just so someone will see her attempting to drink a common man\'s beer. Next time Paris, when you\'re promoting a product, at ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton is Being Sued

To be honest, I thought Paris Hilton had finally died because she\'s been out of the media for so long now, but Gwyneth Shoes has brought her back from the dead with a lawsuit. TMZ reports: According to docs filed last week in Seattle, a company called Gwyneth Shoes is suing Paris over part of her new shoe design -- a heart-shaped pad on the insole -- claiming the idea was theirs ... [Full Story]

Paris and Nicky Hilton at the Fraggle Rock Event

It seems Los Angeles has too much time on its hands hands because here\'s Paris Hilton and her uglier sister at something called the Fraggle Rock Event. I\'m not exactly a puppet or cartoon expert, but I\'m pretty sure that\'s a show from a long time ago. So I have no idea why they\'re just now having an event for it, hence Los Angeles having too much time on its hands. They need another ... [Full Story]

Hmmmm, This is Kinda Weird

As if Paris Hilton in Dubai at all wasn\'t weird enough, here she is hanging out with a dolphin while staying there. I can\'t help but think the dolphin would\'ve refused this had it known who Paris Hilton really is. But it didn\'t. Because it\'s a dolphin... ... [Full Story]

Ummm What

Some things just don\'t make any sense. Paris Hilton at a news conference in Dubai is one of them. This is like mixing candy bars and toilets or something. I just don\'t understand, and on that note, I\'m done for the day. ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Gets Kicked Off a Boat

Somehow Paris Hilton managed to get invited on a boat owned by a close friend of Elton John. That in itself just doesn\'t seem right. It would be like Scarlett Johansson inviting a rapist over for dinner. But anyway, she got kicked off the boat. Mirror has the story: As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug\'s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton in Typical Paris Hilton Fashion

Paris Hilton partied like a ho on a yacht apparently owned by some dude named David Furnish. I looked him up and the best thing he\'s ever done is some lame documentary about Elton John, so I have a hard time imagining he owns this yacht. But anyway, Paris is the real story here. If you can call it a story. ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Party Turns Into a Small Riot

Paris Hilton threw a party for herself at her new Hollywood Hills home, and after neighbors called police about the noise, things went from retarded to more retarded. Sources report: It happened Monday in the Hollywood Hills, where Paris just moved in. She threw a huge \"welcome me back\" party that lasted until Tuesday, 4 AM. Neighbors called cops about the noise before the party broke up ... [Full Story]

Seriously, Paris?

Paris Hilton was in Santa Monica for a photoshoot and apparently they thought it would be hilarious to dress her in the most ridiculous outfit they could find. It seems the first one they found one a spacesuit from a cheap porn that someone had lying around. Maybe she can\'t read a calendar and it\'s supposed to be an April Fool\'s joke, I don\'t know. Let\'s just hope this look never ever ever ... [Full Story]

God I Hate This Woman

A day when Paris Hilton is in a picture and she isn\'t the one that makes me sick is just a strange day. Here\'s Kathy Griffin, that red-haired, unfunny piece of retard, acting like an idiot and flashing her panties. I can\'t imagine any good reason why Kathy Griffin would EVER show ANYONE her panties, so my only guess is when you\'re in the presence of Paris Hilton, it just kinda happens. ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Does Hawaii

Even though it looks like the short bus took a trip to the beach and one of the little campers got lost, this is actually Paris Hilton undressing to go jump in the Hawaiian ocean. I\'m not sure what\'s better, the fact that she really has no clue or those Asian tourists in the background staring and pointing: \"Oh oh wook it\'s Parwis Hilton!\" And that\'s not racist, but only because it was the ... [Full Story]