Celeb Parasite

Hilary Duff Short Shorts

i don't know how I feel about Hilary Duff. And by that I mean I think she sucks.

She's pretty hot for a normal chick, but in the world of celebrity, I'm not looking for "hot for a normal chick." If I wanted to see a bunch of skanks that were "hot" based on "normal chick" standards, I would probably just watch an episode of MTV's The Hills on mute.

Nevertheless, there's nothing quite like a pair of short shorts, some heel action, and a little 19-year-old cleavage and I like that about her. So, I figured I would share this savory moment with all of you out there.

Enjoy, kids.

9.14.07 at 04:23:39 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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mercedes - 1 year, 3 months ago:
Ace, she is not a skank! She is actually one of the few "good" girls in Hollywood... but then again it seems every woman is a skank or a slut in your mind! Aside from you not liking the way she looks why does she suck? I love reading your blog but if you're going to say things like that, especially about some of my favorite stars I'd like to hear some commentary to back it up!
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BigRod - 1 year, 3 months ago:
Yo, leave my boy Ace alone... if you're in Hollywood, you're a skank! That's just how it works. I agree with the whole "hot for a normal chick thing" and after all, isn't that a compliment?
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robbyrob - 1 year, 3 months ago:
u right Ace.. Hillary needs to step it up!!
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mercedes - 1 year, 3 months ago:
He definitely was not complimenting her Lionel!
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