Okay, so we knew this whole pregnancy thing did BIG THINGS for Christina Aguilera and her boobies, but only now do we see the real cause of her massive bust.
Why do I have a sudden urge to eat big, juicy, delicious watermelons? Sorry, random thoughts. Irrelevant. Sort of.
Anyway, here's Christina out in Brentwood last night getting dinner with her husband Jordan Bratman.
He's a handsome fellow, isn't he?
I hope Christina has a girl and she takes all of Christina's genes... because if anything... even one gene of his gets thrown in the mix... that little girl doesn't stand a chance... because nobody cares if you are 5-foot nothin and 70 pounds with DD boobs if you have a ratty-looking beard and big goofy ears.
Somehow though, looking at her husband, I have this deep, horrible fear that that's exactly what she's got brewing in her stomach right now as we speak. Ah who am I kidding? What's a little facial hair on a chick? It's never stopped me before!
Anyway, check out Christina being hot even when she's very, very pregnant.









