Christina Aguilera Has One Big Human Brewing in Her Stomach

Christina Aguilera Pregnant Brentwood

Okay, so we knew this whole pregnancy thing did BIG THINGS for Christina Aguilera and her boobies, but only now do we see the real cause of her massive bust.

Why do I have a sudden urge to eat big, juicy, delicious watermelons? Sorry, random thoughts. Irrelevant. Sort of.

Anyway, here's Christina out in Brentwood last night getting dinner with her husband Jordan Bratman.

He's a handsome fellow, isn't he?

I hope Christina has a girl and she takes all of Christina's genes... because if anything... even one gene of his gets thrown in the mix... that little girl doesn't stand a chance... because nobody cares if you are 5-foot nothin and 70 pounds with DD boobs if you have a ratty-looking beard and big goofy ears.

Somehow though, looking at her husband, I have this deep, horrible fear that that's exactly what she's got brewing in her stomach right now as we speak. Ah who am I kidding? What's a little facial hair on a chick? It's never stopped me before!

Anyway, check out Christina being hot even when she's very, very pregnant.

9.14.07 at 05:15:21 PM