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The Jonas Brothers

Teen sensations The Jonas Brothers have purchased a $2.8 million house in Westlake, TX, a suburb of Dallas.

Kevin, Joe and Nick closed on the house in mid-June, with their mom acting as power of attorney.

According to US Magazine, the home is located in a pretty prestigious neighborhood.

The home is located inside a gated community known as 'Vaquero.' Neighbors include former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Drew Bledsoe, major leaguer Mark Teixeira and former British Open champion Brian Watts.

So wait… they all bought a house together? I know they’re brothers, but they also made an 8 figure income in 2007, so they could at least buy separate houses on the same block. Plus, one of the kids is like 15 years old. Does he really need to move out of the parents’ place yet? I’m starting to think these kids can’t do anything apart.

I picture them riding a 3-person bicycle to the mall, then holding hands and walking in unison to American Eagle, where they all buy the same shirt in different colors. Then they go to Dairy Queen and order three large ice cream cones; Kevin gets vanilla, Joe gets chocolate and Nick gets strawberry. Nick doesn’t really like strawberry, but oh well, that’s just one of the downsides of being the youngest child. One day he’ll go solo and finally get that vanilla-chocolate twist he’s always wanted.

Here are some pics of the Jonas Brothers (mostly) adhering to the dress code. And yes, that’s them on the cover of the latest Rolling Stone…

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