Ethan Hawke has a new baby girl. I don’t mean that in an R&B sort of way, like, “what’s up baby girl?,” I mean his wife gave birth to a daughter.
Clementine Jane Hawke was born in New York City last Friday, but somehow Hawke and wife Ryan managed to keep it quiet until yesterday. From Star:
You wanna know how he kept it so quiet? The paparazzi were all following around Mark McGrath, thinking that he was Ethan Hawke. Seriously, the dudes look exactly alike. If this acting thing doesn’t work out, I think Hawke has a fine career ahead of him as part of a Sugar Ray tribute show in Vegas.
Here’s what I want to do: First we give Hawke’s wife a gun. Then we make Hawke and McGrath fight on top of a building. Hawke’s wife runs up the stairs, but when she reaches the top of the building, she can’t tell who is who. Hawke yells, “Honey, it’s me!” Then McGrath responds, “It’s a trick, I’m your real husband!” Then she has to shoot one of them. Will she make the right choice? Nobody knows. Sure this could end tragically, but I know I’d be entertained. Oh, and whoever survives has to raise the child. We can’t jeopardize the kid’s future for this game. That would be irresponsible.
