The other day, Amy Winehouse’s husband was sentenced to 27 months in prison. But it’s not all bad news for Winehouse, because a museum in London decided to make a wax statue of her! Getting a wax statue of yourself cancels out having your husband go to prison for two years, right? I think I learned that in Sociology class.
Amy couldn’t be there for the unveiling (crack doesn’t smoke itself), but her parents Mitch and Janis did show up. Check out their expressions in the pictures below. A picture usually says a thousand words, but in this case it just says 6: “Can we raise this thing instead?”
Mitch joked around with reporters at the unveiling:
That was followed by ten seconds of awkward laughter, then mama Winehouse whispering “no, really” under her breath. Mitch’s quote is a joke in the same way guys “joke” about having a threesome with their girlfriend. “Haha, yeah baby, of course I’m kidding, you know you’re my everything.” What’s sad is that this wax statue is superior to Amy Winehouse in virtually every way. It looks better, it’s much better behaved, its parents love it more, and it only has 1 less hit single. I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t wait to hear the new Wax Amy Winehouse CD.
The wax version of Amy posing for some pictures:
