For 99.9999% of guys, the desirable part of conceiving a child with Angelina Jolie would be the conception part. Raising a child for 18 years would be like “paying your dues” for having sex with her. But Brad Pitt is not your average man, and it turns out he actually wanted to raise more kids.
That’s why the couple turned to in vitro fertilization for their newborn twins, Knox and Vivienne. According to the latest US Magazine, the couple really wanted more children, and grew impatient of waiting for nature to take its course.
An US source says:
"If we're going to have 10 kids, we'd like to raise them while we're young," she told Elle U.K. last year. Brad Pitt turns 45 on December 18.
A source adds: "They were too impatient."
Did she just say “knock it out?” My lacrosse coach used to use that phrase when we had to do drills at the end of practice. "Five more Star Drills and we can all go home. Let’s knock it out, fellas!”
Anyway, if these two want to have 100 in vitro kids, God bless ‘em. No kid could possibly be born into a better situation than having Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as parents. And can we talk about Vivienne Pitt? She’s gonna be the hottest chick ever. Literally, ever. You think this Hannah Montana stuff is out of control? Wait til Vivienne hits her teen years. You know how people camp out all night for Nintendo Wii’s and iPhones? Guys will start camping out on Vivienne’s 10th birthday just to get a crack at her once she turns eighteen. If she marries anything less than a prince it will be a disappointment.
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