Kim Kardashian and Shanna Moakler are feuding. I know, I know, everyone is feuding these days, but unlike with most celebrity feuds, the gloves are completely off here.
The feud allegedly started when Kardashian had an affair with Moakler’s husband, Travis Barker. Kardashian was a model for Barker’s clothing line about a year ago, and denies the affair, saying their relationship was strictly a business one. Moakler thought differently, and made the following statement to TMZ:
The two recently ran into each other at a BBQ, and that’s when things got interesting. Shanna tells The Dirty:
Then, Reggie comes up and says 'YO! Be careful what you say!' And I was like 'Your girls a wh***!' and he said it again - 'Be careful what you say.' and I just told him again - “Your girl’s a wh***!'"
You know, after all these watered-down Disney and Britney Spears feuds, it’s nice to see a feud between two real women who aren’t afraid to compare each other to farm animals. I’ll be anxiously awaiting Kim’s response. Will she call Shanna a cow? A rooster? A pheasant? Only time will tell.
I don’t know who will win this feud, but I know who’s losing: Reggie Bush. Do celebrities know they don’t have to date other celebrities? Reggie Bush could be in New Orleans right now, banging any local chick he wants, but instead he’s traveling the globe with Kim Kardashian. She’s hot, but I guarantee there are at least fifteen girls equally hot in any New Orleans club at this very moment. Reggie Bush could go out with one of them. Then he would be able to stay in the Big Easy and practice with the team that pays him millions of dollars to play football.
Non-famous chicks are underrated. My dad once told me, “Son, if you ever become a pro athlete, be sure to stay true to your roots, come back home often, and support local talent.” I think he was talking about hooking up with chicks. I was like seven years old though, so I can’t really remember.
Here are some recent pictures of Kim. The first one is especially, umm, interesting…
