TMZ.com is known for catching celebrities during embarrassing moments, but today they caught a lovely shot of my future wife Carrie Underwood giving money to a homeless woman in Beverly Hills.
(You can see the picture here.)
Carrie still hasn’t returned my calls, answered my emails, or acknowledged the burning insignia of my name in her front lawn, so I’m not sure if giving to the homeless is something she does on a regular basis.
But what I do know is this:
Carrie Underwood is a model of perfection in an otherwise tarnished celebrity landscape.
If every girl were like Carrie Underwood, this world would be a much better place. She is the perfect role model for all young females out there today.
I know what you’re thinking: “Are you saying all girls should try to be the bleach-blond, peppy, cheerleader stereotype that is perpetuated in every magazine?”
Yes. That is exactly what I’m saying. If I ever have a daughter, I want her to turn out exactly like Carrie Underwood. Beautiful, intelligent, sophisticated, talented, classy, and most importantly, really really rich (it’s also important she gives back to her parents). God forbid my daughter starts showing signs of being a Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian type, I swear I will not hesitate to lock her in the basement until she turns 30. But if I can raise an All-American girl like Carrie, I’ll be the happiest father in the world. Now, the downside is that I’m sure every high school boy will be knocking down my door to get a date with my little princess Carrie Jr. And, I might have to shoot a couple of them just to send a message. But as they say in Spain, “No hay rosa sin espinas.”
Here everyone, enjoy these pictures of the most beautiful woman in the world…
