On his radio show this morning, Ryan Seacrest apparently told listeners he was bitten by a shark during a trip to the beach this past weekend.
Seacrest journeyed off the sand for an innocent dip into the ocean, where, as he put it, "I was bit by a shark!"
US Magazine elaborates:
Asked by his radio co-host if anyone else got bit, Seacrest lamented: "No, just me, of course! There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!"
Wait, what? No way. Is he sure it was a shark, not just some rambunctious kid? Was it a baby shark that was teething? You don’t just get bit by a shark. If a shark’s going to bite you, he’s gonna swim away with a limb or at least a noticeable chunk of leg. This is like saying, “I fell into a volcano… it’s cool though, I just singed a couple arm hairs.” I don’t buy it, Seacrest.
