John Mayer played a concert in California this past weekend, and people are reading into some of his between-song banter way too much. From OK! Magazine:
Eyewitnesses at the show tell OK! that there was no sight of the Friends star. Wonder what she had to say about John's dream!"
But wait, there’s more…
Mayer also said something about sleeping in his own bed, which sparked rumors that his relationship with Jennifer Aniston was on shaky ground. And I think there was another rumor about how every time John Mayer plays a guitar solo, an angel gets its wings. I can’t remember.
Anyway, I believe it was Sigmund Freud who once said, “Sometimes a dude just needs a haircut, everybody chill.” Of course, if John Mayer is planning on breaking up with Jennifer Aniston soon, this is genius plan. All he has to do now is go on Access Hollywood and say, “Oh man, I’m so heartbroken, but at least I can rest easy knowing that our great troop are defending this country. That’s why I got this new haircut. Also, I love puppies!” The girls will come running.
Here are some pics of Mayer at an event awhile back. You know he uses that “your body is a wonderland” pick-up line like 7 times a night...
