Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards were once the happiest couple around, but those days are long gone. It’s funny how a couple arguments and a false accusation of child molestation will change things.
Now Richards and Sheen are in court, fighting for custody of their children Sam and Lola. According to Page Six, Denise has gone overboard with her courtroom antics.
A source said, "Denise's accusations were vile. She was basically trying to say Charlie [manipulated] the kids and acted inappropriately with them. It's disgusting and totally untrue. Charlie is furious . . . Denise has really pushed it too far this time.”
"She came after Charlie because the ratings on her E! reality show ['It's Complicated'] have tanked and they were threatening not to renew," the source said.
"She thinks a court battle would be good for ratings so she wants all overnight visits with the girls ceased, and monitored visits with her nanny. She invited the media circus to the hearing and even wanted reporters in the judge's chambers - which wasn't allowed. It's ridiculous."
Hey, that’s exactly how my last relationship ended! Weird!
Now, I don’t know Charlie Sheen or Denise Richards personally, but if we’re judging them by their TV shows -- and why wouldn’t we? -- I think custody has to go to Denise. Charlie Sheen’s character on “Two and a Half Men” does nothing but drink and hit on chicks. I’m almost positive he’s not acting either, that’s just Charlie being Charlie.
Meanwhile, Denise Richard’s show is the most boring thing on Earth. I watched one episode where she fished for 20 minutes and then rode a dune buggy. You know this is going on national TV, you can’t come up with anything more interesting to do? If I was going on reality TV, believe me, I’d act like a huge jackass the entire time and probably end up in jail on at least three occasions. That’s what the viewers want, baby!
Denise Richards is to reality TV what apple juice is to beverages: Lame. On the other hand, kids love apple juice, and Denise’s boring, responsible attitude probably makes her a good parent. Charlie Sheen is more like a 2-liter of Coke with Mentos. Sure it’s a good time, but chances are somebody’s losing an eye.
I wonder if that argument would hold up in court.
