Celeb Parasite

Jenna Jameson

This post is going to be quick because there’s no possible joke I can make that won’t have the FCC or a concerned parents group beating down my door. Porn star-turned-actress Jenna Jameson is pregnant. The father is UFC star Tito Ortiz, Jenna’s boyfriend.

Page Six reports that Jenna is “thrilled” to be with child…

She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything," said our source. "She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time."

You know how alcoholics build up an extremely high tolerance to liquor, and overweight people need to eat more before they’re full? Let’s just say, if your goal is to get Jenna Jameson pregnant, you’re probably going to need rent one of those cement mixers.

Congratulations Jenna and Tito!

Here are some pics of the happy couple…

8.06.08 at 08:32:47 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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